Liz Hurleys beach party was a wash out (get it? beach? washout? Pun SO intended) after local inhabitants decided to dismember a wooden enclosure that was built for her wedding celebrations.
The reason? It was built on public property…
Anyway, lets get down to the real issues
1. Why is Liz Hurley getting married in a wooden hut?
2. Why is Liz Hurley with this guy? I heard than he actually wanted a part in Dawn of the dead, but the director was all like, “EEEEWWWW GROSS. Man, No-one will believe zombies are that icky!”. FACT. Except that it’s not. And I’m a liar. But maybe not.
UPDATE: He’s rich. Whoop de Doo. So is my Mum’s chocolate cake. I don’t marry it. We just have casual and mutually pleasing make out sessions.