Brad Pitt is a d***. That is all.
Well… Actually it’s not… But only because I HAVE to write about this. If I don’t I’ll be beaten up… Sorry about not updating for the last 3 days or so… If I had, I wouldn’t have to write about Brad Pitt’s face.
Brad Pitt, the star of Troy and the man who impregnated Angelina Jolie, says,
“I liked turning 40. Maybe I had a crisis earlier or something. Maybe I had it in my 30s.”
“One thing that sucks though is that your face kind of goes, and your body’s not quite working the same. But you earned it. You earned that, things falling apart!”
That’s great for you Brad. You’re face is falling apart, but you can still pull about 3000000000 more women than I can.
You know what I’d like to do to him? I’d like to bury him. In the ground. After he’s dead and all. And than dig him up again and show him to all the women and say… This was that guy from Ocean’s 11!!!
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Wait… I mean… What?
Brad Pitt is a man that plays… people… in… umm… movies. That’s what I wanted to say.
April 14th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
You my friend are truly an idiot for hating someone for their looks, not even because hes ugly, But because he looks GOOD! That makes zero sense. go to a gym… work out… get a hair cut… maybe you will get one of his 3000000000 women. Hopefully you only need 1.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
… Or… I could just sit at home and watch porn.
Which is waaaay more awesome.
July 30th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
You don’t have to hate Brad Pitt. In 70 years now, half of all adults will be gone. Let him enjoy his life. If he wasn’t a an actor, he probably won’t be famous. Enjoy life Brad Pitt because life life is short.