In the most boring, unimaginative way possible. Get down on your knees and tell me you love me. -Roll eyes- Next guy who bends down to propose should get a bullet between the eyes. You’re spending your life with this woman, at least let her remember the proposal in a nice way.
Yeah, I’m ranting, I know, but it’s a slow news day. Ashlee Simpson is getting married, to her boyfriend of a year Pete Wentz.
A source says:
“Ashlee wasn’t expecting it – it was a total surprise. Pete whipped out a big engagement ring, dropped down on one knee and asked Ashlee to be his bride.”
And that’s the part where Ashlee whips out a gun and -boom-.
No, I’m not encouraging violence…I’m just a bitter, bitter and sad girl.