25
May
Hollywood is stupid
Author: tigger // Category: Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Kate Hudson, Lindsay Lohan, Matthew McConaughey, Paris Hilton
I think…Lindsay Lohan is so not the cute, curvaceous girl she once was. Now she’s a crackwhore of the highest order. So how she was named the “Hottest in Hollywood” by Life & Style magazine is beyond me. It’s like naming my teddy the smartest dude since Einstein or renaming Paris Hilton Princess Diana. Those things just don’t make any sense.
Other people in the superlatives list are Kate Hudson for the shapeliest legs and Jessica Beil for the most athletic body. Matthew McConaughey got the award for the best pecs. And just for an excuse to put Jessica Alba in the list, she’s the starlet with the shapeliest shoulders. Jeez, this is like the time in high school I got nominated for best legs and I wear pants!