SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

If she was getting stalked, why didn’t she just pull out her wand and cast a spell on the stalker? I’m sure he was a Muggle…filthy things, but how did he even get into Hogwarts? No spell can cross its boundaries. I’m so glad Hermione is safe; I just know that she’ll protect Harry from He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.

After all, Harry Potter is real life, isn’t it? Unicorns and Centaurs really do exist, don’t they? WHAT?!? They don’t?! You’re lying!!! Hermione and Harry and Ron are real! You mean I cried for nothing when Dumbledore died? Oh, it’s a movie? That wasn’t a documentary? Emma Watson? Who’s she? Oh, Hermione?

Ok, so maybe I was a bit confused, Emma Watson is the actress who plays Hermione, and she was recently stalked at her school from an over-zealous fan who wanted to talk with her. The police were informed and a bodyguard was hired for her well-being.

I was just reading up on Emma, she’s supposed to be ultra-brainy, just like Hermione. She’s pretty when her hair isn’t frizzy, just like Hermione. She says guys are intimidated by her, just like Hermione. In fact, I think she IS Hermione! I knew you were lying…aaah, you had me good there, I nearly believed you. Next thing you’ll tell me that the Easter Bunny was eaten and Santa Clause was sodomised by a gay naughty kid, but I won’t believe you, no I won’t! Miss Sceptical is my name.