Heather Mills needs money…

Author: Thesman  //  Category: Heather Mills

Paul McCartney’s former lover, Heather Mills, has decided that there is a market for a sex manual for females and she apparently sees herself as the ideal person to fill that gap… not her per se… her book, I mean.

Apparently Heather considers herself to be something of a “sex guru” and is hoping to teach woman the fine arts of nabbing a man and keeping him satisfied. However Mills is worried of the backlash she might face and plans to release the book under a pseudonym.

A source says,

“I think Heather would like to set herself up as a female sex guru.”

“But she is worried what people will think of her so she discussed the possibility of releasing the book under a false name.”

“Heather believes there is a gap in the market for a good sex guide for women, as manuals are normally written from a man’s perspective.”

“She wants to give her little secrets away on how to attract a man and how to keep him happy in the bedroom.”

“Despite the breakdown of her marriage to Paul, neither has ever said anything bad about their sex life.”

I think there’s a reason that there’s a lack of female “sex manuals”… It’s because men are very easy to satisfy.

Seriously… want to nab a guy? Flash your boobs, Voila!

Want to satisfy a guy? You know what you have to do… Nothing fancy.

Now if you want a relationship… that might be tough… But than Heather Mills probably isn’t the best person for relationship advice.

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