Harry Potter is as close to a celebrity in the book world as you can get, that’s why I’m writing about him. I wrote a post before, but stupid wordpress lost it! Seriously, even it doesn’t want me to tell you what happened in the last Harry Potter book, that was leaked a few hours ago, over all the torrents, though I think the files are being pulled now. And apparently, the copy wasn’t that great either, so I’ll wait until Saturday to read the book…though I already know what happens.
Do you wanna know? Do you really want to? Do you think I’m that evil that I would ruin the book for millions of Potter fans out there? The answer is yes, so I will tell you what happened. If you don’t want to know, don’t click “read more”! This is your final warning, because I don’t want you’ll to come crying and complaining when you find out…
that Ron dies. Oh oops, shit. But yes, Ronald Weasley dies. Along with Lupin. This is all very very bad news. Why didn’t Hermione die? She’s annoying! Percy also dies…some bad guys die to. Well, since Harry doesn’t die, it’s obvious Voldemort does…duh. And someone who evryone hates because he killed another important someone also dies. I don’t want to tell you any more. I think I’ve ruined the ‘magic’ of Harry Potter enough already. Damn you J.K Rowling!
February 26th, 2008 at 12:11 am
look at me and my cool book series and all my fabulous characters im jsut a lucky writer who got a break… o wait i dont give a shit shut the fuck up harry potter sucked the movies were better than your trash