German supermodel Heidi Klum says that she has named her breasts. Intead of giving them sexy names like "Boob 1" and "Boob 2" She says she calls them "Hanz" and "Franz",
Heidi says,
"It’s been an ongoing joke for 12 years. When I began modelling I used to say ‘These are German breasts — one is called Hans and one is called Franz,’â€... ummm... what am I supposed to do? laugh? Why is it that when any celebrity feels the need to say something the media fall over themselves to report it? Oh look, she gives her breasts stupid German names! How funny and witty Heidi is! You know who I blame? All these crappy celebrity blogs! Hey you losers, go get a job!!! ... Oh... Oh no...