SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

So there’s hope for all you straight men out there, but I think Halle has her eyes on 31-year-old model boyfriend Gabriel Aubry. 41-year-old Halle says that she thinks she’s ready to have kids “I definitely want children. Very much.”

Halle was reported to have said “I want my kids to realize it’s only through hard work that any success or real joy comes. It’s not about money, it’s the intangible awards, it’s about having integrity and doing what you say you’re going to do.”

Yeah, I totally see this happening to her kids!
“Hi, Mastercard? Do you take integrity as payment? What do you mean it isn’t worth anything? Fine, you won’t be getting any more business from me! Good Day!”

“Hello, Donna Karen? I loved that new dress you designed for me! So how do you want me to pay for it? Hard work or intangible awards? You don’t accept that! Wow, my mum must’ve been talking rubbish! Bye.”

“Hey there, Holiday Inn? Yes, I’m just confirming my booking, cheque or credit card? How about I just do what I want to do? That isn’t acceptable? Fine, be like that!”

“Hi, Mastercard? It’s me again, I just wanted to tell you that Halle Berry is my mom…you’re increasing my credit limit? Gee, thanks!”

And that will be the life of Halle Berry’s kids, seriously

Oh, and a quick return to reality. Halle says that she wanted a kid by the time she was 40 and if she can’t have it naturally, she’ll adopt.