SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Yeah, that’s why her suicide attempt failed, because you can’t suffocate yourself by filling your car with carbon monoxide and then deciding that you should crack a window open because it’s getting a bit stuffy. That won’t ever work Halle, so stop trying. Anyways, actress Halle Berry says that she was so devastated at the end of her marriage to baseball star David Justice that she wanted to commit suicide. Her attempt failed because of the reason above…but Halle has insisted that she’s not a blonde and that she changed her mind in the car because she thought of her mother and the sacrifices her mom had made for her and her siblings. Halle decided to do the brave thing and enter this hell-hole of a world again and give it another chance. Halle just doesn’t seem to get it. You know what you do when you lose a husband? You break open a big slab of Toblerone, stay in bed watching all the mushy romances you want, get it all out of your system…and then go party with your girlfriends wearing your sexiest clothes. There’s nothing like good-natured groping and leering to lift up a girls self-esteem!