30
May
Author: tigger // Category:
Angelina Jolie,
Brad Pitt
Remember when I reported that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were getting married? Then I reported that they weren't? Then I reported that they still weren't? Now I'm reporting (again) that they're tying the knot. Now Brad and Angie? Just do the deed and stop screwing my blog up! I'm tired of being an unreliable blogger!
Reports are coming in from very reliable sources (meaning Angelina's mother's butler's mother-in-law) who says that Engie has finally bucked to Brad's pressure and has agreed to get get married (Note to men: If you ask enough, the answer will eventually become yes. "Please?" "No" "Pretty please?" "No!" "Please, please, please, please, please?" "NO!" "I'll give you a 10 carat ring." "Ok!")
A source told Grazia magazine: "Angelina has been reluctant to get married for a third time, for obvious reasons.
"Brad has been persistent and has now given in, but she wants the day to be really memorable. While she doesn't want it to be unnecessarily lavish, that's not her style, it will still be an event Hollywood will never forget.
"She also wants their children to see it as a huge celebration of her and Brad's love for them. The daytime part of the celebration will be for the kids, with clowns and balloons and fire-eaters. But then the real party will begin in the evening."
So Angie's wedding doesn't sound too lavish...I wish them all the best...again.
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