Hah! You see what happens when you leave Arsenal?
Author: tigger // Category: Eva Longoria, Thierry Henry
Your life falls apart! Well, maybe Thierry Henry leaving Arsenal has nothing to do with his marriage falling apart…but they may be a connection. Why do players always suck and get injured after leaving Arsenal? The curse of Arsenal, that’s why. I really love my team…
Anyways, the star footballer probably revealed the state of his marriage at the wedding of Eva Longoria and fellow Frenchman Tony Parker. Thierry arrived alone, with no explanation for his missing wife, Nicole Merry (Claire). I mean, couldn’t Henry have made something up? “My wife didn’t want to come because she was going to a models anonymous therapy for her inability to cook”? Yeah, that doesn’t make sense, but it’s an excuse.
A statement by the player says:
“Thierry is extremely saddened by the breakdown of his marriage.
“He is anxious to move on with his life and maintain the best possible relationship he can with Claire for the benefit of their daughter Tea, whom, he loves very much.”
Tea? Who names their kid? Seriously, celebrities should be reported to child services for the ridiculous names they give their kids…that borders on child abuse, I’m sure!