Gweneth is jealous
Author: tigger // Category: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Gwyneth Paltrow, Tom Cruise
Well, obviously she is or why would she mind that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie brought the paparazzi to Chicago and they don’t want to hear her whining about how American’s are so much better than the British. Ummm, the British have cool accents, Americans make me wanna rip my arm off and beat you with it until you shut up!
“When Brad and Angelina leave, won’t they [paparazzi] go, too?”
“Don’t you think they sort of blow in and out with the celebs?”
So does this stem from the fact that Gweneth is jealous because she couldn’t keep Brad (they were engaged once upon a time, before anyone really cared) or because no-ones paying attention to her? I think it has to be the former, since no-one ever pays attention to her. She can’t still be bitter about that.
I’m sure Chicago is your haven away from the paparazzi Gwen. Yes, they do hide in the bushes and take their shots. Yes, those pictures never appear in any tabloids because you have friends in high places. Yes, Tom Cruise really isn’t gay. Just keep telling yourself that.