SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Horse faced supermodel, Gisele Bundchen, is reportedly refusing to take payments in American Dollars while the currency remains weak. The Dollars has lost 34% of its value since 2001 and is at an all time low against the Euro, Pound and Canadian Dollar (I think… Don’t look at me like that! I don’t do Economics… Wait. I do. Don’t look at me like that! I don’t pass Economics!).

Gisele’s sister and manager said,

“Contracts starting now are more attractive in euros because we don’t know what will happen to the dollar.”

How the hell does this chick get away with demanding money to take her clothes off? I mean… she has no curves, no ass and looks like a man… If his mother were a horse. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not one of those people that say “Super models are so ugly, they look like men and have no curves or ass”… I mean, I’d jump Allesandra Ambrosio like there were no tomorrow .. It’s just that… Gisele looks like a man and has no curves and no ass.

She was hot like… 7 Years ago. Now she’s just… mannish. And how dare she insult the Dollar! Here I am waiting for a google check (In Dollars) and she’s all “Not good enough”. Well La Di Da Da your majesty… Cow.

I guess that’s the difference between a two bit blogger and a super model. Even if the super model has no curves, no ass and looks like a man.

I mean to be repetitive, by the way. Repetition is the mother of skill… and of brain washing!

Ha! I mind raped you all!!!

NOTE: I really apologize for the bad grammar (earlier) today. I think I fixed it all. Not to worry people. I just have one exam left and than I’m home free!!!