SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Of course not. His idea of a job is just having to pitch up somewhere and get paid for it. Actually, not even like that. He just wants to get paid for being alive. Does anyone need something that converts oxygen to carbon dioxide? Because I have your man right here...and my grade 8 science teacher will be so proud to know that I did pay some attention and didn't spend the whole year torturing the hamster...I mean...playing with it until it died...I mean, I never touched that damn hamster! Kevin Federline is enjoying his time of infamous sensibility and be the better half of the Spears family and has been offered the one-time part of teen drama One Tree Hill. I've never watched that show, except i know the ever-hot but human scumbag Chad Micheal Murray acts in it. He'll be playing a rockstar. Finally, Kevin will live out his fantasy of having adoring fans and groupies. I hope the role isn't too hard for him...I mean, failed rappers totally don't know how to act like famous rockstars. Good luck man, may the force be on you...and by the force, I mean an out-of-control bus...or Britney Spears. Same difference.