Fist monkeys, now farm animals

Author: tigger  //  Category: Elizabeth Hurley
Liz Hurley isn't happy with just getting a monkey from Hugh Grant, now she wants wedding guests to bring live animals as wedding gifts for her marraige to Arun Nayar. She says that they'll be starting up the farm-house where they'll be living.
"It's the best thing I've ever done. It's the only place I want to be. When we get our organic status we're going to farm properly and we're going to have a herd of cows and proper sheep and proper chickens, and we're going to have Gloucestershire Old Spot pigs. Arun thought I was joking when he saw me slither into my Wellington boots!"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wedding presents are usually things like sandwich makers and cappucino machines, you know, things that help you make foods rather than gifts that are food! You might as well give them a huge salami with a cows face painted on it. MOOOOOOO!


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