This would have been remotely interesting if…nah, there’s no way this would have been interesting, but I can’t find any ultra-cool and witty news, as you are used to on SoggyCornflakes…my apologies.
So Eva Longoria didn’t like a guy her friends set her up with, because he was “…rude, aggressive, presumptuous, scary, and to be honest he was a little bit odd.” She doesn’t understand why anyone would want to set her up with a gut like this. Maybe because you two were complete opposites? I think not. Maybe because you two were a perfect match…that sounds more plausible. Eva’s luck to have friends like them, they tell her the truth without hurting her feelings too much…
So blah, blah, Eva is tying the knot soon…not to this guy though, but they made such a cute couple!