SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and his wife of 17 years Dany Garcia have split amicably. Before I write about that, I just have a thought: How does anyone spend their life being known as The Rock, you might as well rename him “The big dumb thing” and that would be about the same thing.

Anyways, back to the story. Dwayne and Dany have broken up with minimal issues and maintain that they are still very fond of each other, are best friends and will still remain part of each other’s lives.

They say:

“While certain aspects of our relationship have changed, we are both vitally important to each other’s lives…We will continue to advance and manage our business interests, our philanthropic efforts and most importantly the raising of our child together, as a loving team. We’ve been fortunate enough to spend the last 17 years together as a couple and look forward to spending the rest our lives together as best friends and business partners.”

I hate to be a part pooper, but how boring is that? Where’s the fights? Where’s the wild and mostly-true allegations? Where are the bitter custody battles? These guys are almost like normal people, they so don’t belong in Hollywood.