Esquire today revealed that Charlize Theron is now the “Most sexiest women in the world”. Than they go on a long ramble about her day…
It includes snippets like,
Maybe I should buy her something. A token. I like to give gifts. That’s really true. I should write a column on that. Gifting. Don’t make verbs out of nouns. That would be a good rule. I could give her candy. Or cigarettes. She smokes.
and
CLOSE ON CHARLIZE’s mouth, her lips bent in her particular smile, sexy and knowing, a little bit leering, just sweet enough that you feel wont to assume some connection, some secret between you. This is the big trick of sexiness. The big lie. But it’s no trick at all for her. She bites down on the pack of cigarettes and unspools the cellophane with her teeth, a luscious and familiar dissection.
Powerful, powerful stuff.
Still… I don’t get it. I think Esquire have been slipping for the last two years, Last year it was Biel and now this (Don’t get me wrong Jessica Biel is pretty hot… I just wouldn’t call her the sexiest woman in the world)? I mean… Charlize Theron is pretty, sure… But she’s just not someone I’d like to do it with…
Who the hell am I kidding? I’d do it with any one! Playing Scrabble, no matter how weak the opposition is, is always good for the mind.
Wait… What were you thinking?
October 10th, 2007 at 9:36 pm
nice pic of Charlize there but yeah Esquire might be weird but i had to admit, their pictures are cool
October 10th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
True.
Still not the sexiest woman in the world though, no matter how much photoshopping goes into it.
October 15th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Nice picture!