You don’t know who Emma Bunton is? She’s Baby Spice…yes, that Emma. How sad, being known your whole life as a Spice Girl. Your kids will know you’re a spice girl! The first chance they get they’ll move out and put you into a home for the uncool geriatrics. Yes, the truth hurts.
She gave birth to a baby boy yesterday and is naming the kid Beau…which means boyfriend. The poor kid has been reduced to a common noun. Stupid blondes.
Her partner Jade Jones says:
“We just had a lovely baby boy…Emma is doing very well … She’s just bonding with baby. We’re over the moon.”
Why are people always ove the moon? Why aren’t they ever under it? Why am I still writing?