SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

-Gasp!- Could Britney Spears have actually done something right for herself? Well, obviously not by herself, but her new team of lawyers have removed the possible testification of her ex-bodyguard Tony Barretto, who was all set to talk about Britney's drinking, drugs and all-round good motherhood. Even though he's being represented by famous attorney Gloria Allred, Britney's lawyers have claimed that Tony is a disgruntled ex-employee and so the man won't be stepping into court. So that's Britney:1, the civilized human race: Infinity minus 1. I didn't really think that everyone would want to associate themselves with Britney but some people feel bad after laughing at her misfortune and Elton John is one of them. he's been through the business and wants to help Brit back on her feet. A source says:

“Elton has been watching Britney spiraling out of control over the past few years. He has decided enough is enough and reckons he has plenty of experience in the business to help her. He feels so sorry for her because she had fame at such a young age and hasn’t handled it well.”

Seriously, what's in it for him? Did he get some perverse pleasure from watching Britney get suckier for so many years and only decides to lend a hand now? It's like standing there and watching a pigeon slam itself into the screen door over and over again and only after an hour when the pigeon is bleeding from the eyeballs, do you open the door and then consider that your good deed for the day.