Ok, let’s just assume that the kid that Scary Spice (aka Melanie Brown) had is Eddie Murphy’s…um, yeah, that’s it, the kid is his. I hate it when guys don’t take responsibility…or when they make stupid movies…or when they pick up tranny hookers…so let’s just say I hate Eddie Murphy.
Yeah, so he says that the baby is not his, Melanie says it is. There’ll be a huge court battle over this…or maybe Eddie will throw a few million at Melanie and we won’t hear about this again…I hope that happens.
So now Eddie has a little baby girl…who will be forever haunted by the fact that her mum was a Spice girl and her dad picks up hookers who are men. Welcome to the world kid, it’s a terrible place…worse for you since your parents are such wierdo’s…I think you might have been better off in Zimbabwe with Mugabe, you wouldn’t have gotten fresh milk, but you would have avoided the humiliation.