Daniel Radcliffe has signed on for the last two Harry Potter movies, and I’m still pondering what made Disney want to keep him after his displays on stage.
Didn’t those dumbasses read my scenario about what kids would do if they saw their beloved Harry Potter doing a horse? These guys just won’t learn and its going to take a few lawsuits to make them get rid of Dan.
I think I’m gonna write a short limerick about this:
There was once a boy called Dan
Who loved to flash his ok-sized wang
and unlike Harry Potter,
he really turned out to be a rotter,
and instead of the boy-Wizard, he was a dirty man.
C’mon, you have to admit it, that was a real masterpiece!