Apparently I have no control over the world and Jessica Alba will keep appearing in the news. Now there’s reports emerging from sets that Jessica likes to play nurse and walks around with a medical aid kit, putting plasters and bandages on cast and crew…when there isn’t anyone hurts, she just wraps herself in the bandages and scares people by pretending to be a low-budget mummy.
Awww, that’s kinda cute really, the nurse part I mean. It’s like a little kid who knows he’s going to be a doctor…except Jessica knows that she’ll never be a nurse and she’s a grown woman. She says she gets a kick out of it because she likes helping people. Well Jess, would you help me by not appearing on the news every second day?