Do you stay awake at night wondering where Lindsay Lohan has gotten to? Do you miss her smile, her laughter and her cute coke-encrusted nose? Do you wish that she would come back and complete our lives again? Do you weep for her misunderstood soul? Nope? Neither do I.
But for those of you who do and are wondering where Lindsay could be, did it occur to you that she could be pregnant and is hiding away to escape the press? The next thing you know, Lindsay will be out and about drinking (as soon as she’s out of the formality that is rehab), because even if she is pregnant, who the hell cares what’s happening to that baby? It’ll just be another screwed up celebrity kid.
Lindsay supposedly asked boyfriend Calum Best to leave her alone. Well, I guess she would need time to think. Screwed up parents, drugs, sex, flop movies, downward spiraling career…what a great life!