If having a stupid name and having the privilege to call Jessica Alba his girlfriend weren't reason enough to hate Cash Warren, here's a new one... He apparently inserted an unprotected phallus into Alba's nether region and made her the unwitting carrier of his spawn.
Yes people, you read that right... the hot girl from Fantastic Four and Into the Blue (Terrible movie by the way) has been inseminated... by some director's bitch.
A source close to Alba said,
"Jessica was really jealous that all her friends were settling down and getting pregnant, so she is thrilled she has joined the club now." "She feels like she is ready to be a mom, and knows she and Cash will make great parents."Freaking hell... this sucks. Now Cash is a permanant part of her life. It's disgusting. He's like a zit that will never ever go away. I can see why women enjoy having babies once they're married... but what's the rush before than? Someone explain, so my confused soul can rest.
December 31st, 2007 at 2:05 am
hi im cosmo,, i am 18 and from england, i have been through some shitty time, and i know this sound fuking ridiculous, but i have loved Jessica Alba, ive written songs about her and everything, i mean she was a bit part of my life, im not kidding, without even meeting her she helped me through a very hard time. you could even say that the dream that is, jessica alba, brought me hope, and so i agree, this asshole needs shooting. shes too good for him, well thats my lame view.
from cosmo
January 2nd, 2008 at 6:48 pm
I hate this pillock too as he is the most stupid bloke on the planet with a gay name. He is the most stupid bloke on the planet because he is soooooo lucky to be with Jessica Alba A.K.A the hottest woman on the planet and he cheats on her. In my opinion he is the biggest muppet of the decade. He is gona mess up her gene pool and also i dont know why she is with him as he is just an errent boy. He doesn’t know how lucky he is as i would give anything to be with Jessica Alba.