28
Sep
Author: Thesman // Category:
Jessica Alba
That would be the only way to explain his ridiculous hold over Jessica Alba.
Jessica Alba and Cash Warren were spotted shopping at a Malibu store... shopping for baby clothes (dun dun dun).
A source told gossip website TMZ.com:
"They seemed really happy to be back together as they shopped.
"Jessica was picking out shirts for Cash and holding them up against him.
"Then they started sneaking a peek at a pair of very fashionable looking baby shoes."
When asked who the shoes were for, the couple refused to answer and hurriedly rushed to their car (Which was probably paid for by Jessica... What the hell... DEFINITELY paid for by Alba).
In case you didn't get it the 50 other times I've said this... I'll say it again.
Cash Warren serves coffee on the sets. I bet he even serves coffee to the extras. On the sets no one even knows his name. I've heard he's known as either "Pako" or "That lucky bastard".
Jessica Alba makes me feel things. In my pants.
That is all.
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