SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Britney Spears is reportedly addicted to plastic surgery, after finally managing to get hold of a mirror and calling herself a "fat pig" (Oh... and she saw the VMA thingamajig). Britney wants to have multiple procedures, including a breast enlargement and liposuction. A friend of the singer said:

"Britney has already consulted with at least three surgeons about new breast implants, a nose job, liposuction on her chin and Botox for her face." "She sees no reason to stop, she constantly talks about getting work done."

Last month a surgeon told Britney he would not operate on her because she was a "high risk patient". A source says,

"He didn't want to clear her for surgery because he didn't think he could trust what she'd put on her medical history."

... Here's an idea tubby. Get on a frickin' treadmill!!! You know, in the past, at least celebs had to eat right and stuff. I mean... I was always jealous of the fact that they could hire about a million more hookers than me, but at least I got my own back when I bit into a Krispy Kreme Doughnut while that loser was working out in the gym. Now lazy fatty's like Britney have deprived me of even the most simple pleasures in life. Damn you Britney! Damn you to hell!!!