Britney Spears, was supposedly pregnant at the start of the year reports the ever reliable National Enquirer. The problem was, that no one knew who's baby it was.
Britney tried to pass it off as K.Fed's, who basically just laughed at her and called her a whore. Kinda.
A source tells the National Enquirer,
“Kevin knew Britney was with other men and at the same time having sex with him to try to win him back. He told Britney that he couldn’t forgive her.”In case you were wondering who else she was shagging at the time, it was JRRotem, IsaacCohen, BlakeMcGrath, MarioLopez and KevinFederline... phew... If you say it fast, you don't feel that dirty. Still. It shows how far Britney has fallen in the small matter of, what? 3 years? 3 Years ago every guy (The straight ones) would have sold their parents souls to Satan to get into Britney's pants. Now she can't even get K.Fed to admit that he stuck his unprotected phallus into her. I mean... he's a hobo right? Hobo's will admit anything. Like how Jack admitted I was with him the night Lenny died. Isn't that right, Jack?