Britney’s PR people seem to have decided that it’s their job to make up as many baseless stories as to why Britney sucked at the VMA’s (Which I suppose, technically it is). The new excuse going around the block is that Britney sucked (sucks?) because she was able to see what she looked like on the big screen, and was shocked by her cankles.
Us Magazine says,
No one was more shocked watching Britney Spears’ performance at MTV’s Video Music Awards in Las Vegas on Sunday night than the 25-year-old popstar herself.
“She was also able to see video of herself throughout the auditorium,” a backstage source tells Us Weekly. “She flipped out. She came running off the stage, yelling ‘Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!’ She was inconsolable.”
I suppose Britney’s religious and believes in miracles… Because that’s the only way that she wouldn’t have looked a fat pig…
Well… That and maybe if she put on a warthog costume… Than she’d look like a fat warthog!
See people? Not just a pretty face am I!