SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Yesterday Britney Spears (finally) lost custody of her kids to her former husband and all round douchebag Kevin Federline, in the most unsurprising incident since… I can’t think of anything. Meh.

However, to get over the massive shock of losing her kids, Britney went and did what any mother would do. She got a tan.

The Daily Mail reports,

It was business as usual for troubled Britney and the first stop on the singer’s agenda - after surrendering her boys Sean Preston, two, and one-year-old Jayden James to their father Kevin’s bodyguard - was a visit to Epitome, her favourite Bel Air tanning salon. Afterwards she checked in to the Peninsula Hotel. But, as she made her way inside, two photographers got into a fight - which seemed to amuse the giggling singer no end.

Charming.

The only surprise in this whole thing is that K.Fed managed to get the kids. I thought the judge would just have them murdered. Or maybe hand them over to a recovering pedophile with alcohol problems.