SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

I don't mean Chinese food. Although I'm sure she enjoys that too. Along with Indian, Greek, Italian and French cuisine. Basically anything that can be labeled food. The News of the World reports that Britney plans to adopt two children from China. Presumably because she can't find her own. Also, Brit has coughed up 25000 Pounds for her own funeral... She evidently feels that she won't last very wrong with all the drugs and alcohol she consumes. ... I think the News of the World has it wrong. Britney Spears is getting Chinese kids to be her pets, but has paid 25000 Pounds for the inevitable funeral when Britney forgets to feed them. That definitely makes more sense than anyone letting Britney adopt kids. I've heard that's how they recruit suicide bombers in Iraq. They tell them that they're to be shipped off to America next Monday so that they can be Britney's kids. Seriously.