You know how sometimes you think something is so brilliant, that it can’t get better… but it does? Well that turns out to be the case with Britney’s parenting!
Initially I thought her parenting skills were on the level of genius, but after reading the latest bit of news/gossip/lies, I understand that her she’s taken parenting to a whole new level… A level that can’t be named or described…
Star magazine reports,
“When Britney is upset, she yells and screams at the boys and once told them, ‘You were both mistakes!’ She’s called them ‘burdens, a pain in the ass and the reason [your] father left,’” says the source. “Anyone who would tell their child that is heartless. I’m sure Britney loves her children, but she must believe that having kids with Kevin was a mistake.”
Wow!
Those kids must have been terrible if someone as reliable and understanding as Kevin Federline left them. What with his reliable job (back up dancer) and happy family (He dumped his pregnant wife to be with Britney)… I’m truly shocked!
Enough with the sarcasm! (Remember: Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit… but the highest form of intelligence)
Britney… I’m pretty sure K.Fed left you because you were (are?) a fat cow, with Cheeto stains all over your face which you seem to wash once a week.
Look at it this way… The only way you could blame the kids for K.Fed leaving would be if kids had tomahawks and were trying to hack K.Fed to death every time he tried to sleep. Which is unlikely… maybe… unless the kids watched too much Child’s play… you stupid b****… why’d you let them watch Chucky?