Hi everyone! I hope you enjoyed your weekend. I enjoyed sitting miserably for 48 hours, on my table reading piles of crap law notes, all the while preparing for the inevitable crushing failure.
Anyway, 1 post today because I have another opportunity to fail tomorrow.
Britney Spears was allegedly spotted giving a lapdance to Dallas Cowboy’s quarterback, Tomy Romo.
Romo, who has previously been linked with Carrie Underwood and Sophia Bush seemed to be… uggghhh *shiver* …. enjoying the attention.
Said Ryan Seacrest,
“I spoke to her for a minute. She seemed to be in a very, very good mood. She had her sunglasses on. I said, ‘Busy day, huh?’ She kind of smiled and laughed and said, ‘Yeah.’ And then I believe I saw her and Tony Romo frolicking.”
“Lap dancing?” a co-host asked.
“I mean some would say,” Seacrest said.
“She’s on his lap,” the co-host continued.
“Yeah,” Seacrest replied.
Wow… This guys standards are slipping. From Sophia Bush and Carrie Underwood to Britney Spears? If he doesn’t watch out he might end up having sex with coke cans. You know… when you cut a hole in the top and fill it up with vaseline and it’s so so great… ummm… That’s how I heard they do it… from a friend… He told me. A friend told me he has sex with Coke cans.