Britney Spears is cured!

Author: tigger  //  Category: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton

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Just a quick story. Britney Spears has left rehab after a month after successfully completing the program, or so they tell us.

Yeah right, we have a pool going on about how long before Britney appears in public doing something stupid again. My bet is 2 days, and she’ll be out with Paris Hilton wearing a dress made out of a garbage bag and wearing a turnip for a hat. Britney’s reps will try to brush it away by saying that Brit has become a conservationist and the bag is her way of encouraging people not to pollute…her plan will further be encouraged when people start to throw their empty beer bottles into her dress because she looks so much like a dustbin. And the turnip? That’s what they’re all wearing in Milan, dah’ling!

3 Responses to “Britney Spears is cured!”

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  2. CHRISTINE Says:

    IM SO FREAKN HAPPY FOR YOU BRITANY!!!IM SORY ABOUT UR LIFE…PEOPLE JUST NEED TO STAY OUT OF THEIR BUSSINESS AND KEEP ALL THE ORS AND CRAP TO THEMSELVES!!!I LOVE YOU!!!

    LUV
    CHRISTINE

  3. Thesman Says:

    Christine, as soon as a person becomes a celebrity, they allow people to start meddling in their business, and while i might seem unfair and intrusive sometimes, it makes sense.

    Britney is not a good mom, and by everyone seeing that, at least we know her poor kids won’t be neglected because she ignores them

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