Britney Spears gets a new manager…

Author: Thesman  //  Category: Britney Spears

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Following the complete breakdown of her career and personal life Britney Spears seems to think that she’s discovered the secret to regaining her magic touch… by hiring a new manager.

The new “manager” is a hanger-on to Britney named Sam Lufti.

Sawf news reports:

In Britney’s world managing a pop star probably means nothing more than keeping the paparazzi far enough from her car so that she does not run over their toes, fetching her coffee and pumping the gas in her car - all things Sam Lufti will conceivably do to her satisfaction.

I’m sure this will fix all of Britney’s problems…

You know… Who’d have thought Britney would turn out like this? I mean when I was people were having masturbation parties watching Toxic and I’m a slave for you, while desperately trying to contact the devil so that they could sell their souls for one night of sexual congress with Britney, did anyone actually think that just a short 3 years later, that same Britney would have trouble getting a hooker into bed?

Life can change so quickly.

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