Britney Spears feels for Prince William
Author: tigger // Category: Britney Spears, Prince William
Well, more Britney news and Britney now has a new conquest. She’s writing a letter to Prince Charles, to sympathize and support him after his break-up from long-time girlfriend Kate Middleton. There are just so many ways to make fun of her, my mind boggles!
A source tells British newspaper The Daily Express, “She understands what it’s like to have such a high-profile break-up. She has started writing him a note and is going to send it before the end of the week.”
Britney, I have to explain a few things to you. Your divorce was one of the funniest this century because it involved head-shaving, economizing and returning gifts to feed pathetic lifestyles, and don’t tell me you didn’t like the attention. William’s, on the other hand, was pretty low-key. As far as I see, there’s no trips to rehab or tattoo parlours yet…so you may want to rethink that note. Also, Will would probably laugh at your writing. Send him a pretty picture instead, it might make him smile.