Britney is seriously delusional

Author: tigger  //  Category: Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan

Paris, Lindsay and Britney

Britney Spears must be on the verge of another breakdown, since she seriously thinks she has die-hard fans and hopes to use them to make fun of old party pal Lindsay Lohan.

“Britney is asking her most die-hard fans for some assistance in order to name her upcoming album.”

The first of five possible titles is about the rehabbing Lohan: “Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like.”

Spears, who herself recently left rehab, says the other possibilities are: “What if the Joke is on You,” “Down boy,” “Integrity” and “Dignity.”

Members of her fan club can then vote by clicking on the screen.

My mouth is open in shock here. I think Britney just took the record for using ‘like’ the most times to create, like, a totally meaningless sentence. I don’t know, like, what her freaking, like, problem is. Britney is, like, getting, like, so, like, weird. Aw man, the like bug got me too!

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