Britney is a virgin…

Author: Thesman  //  Category: Britney Spears
Britney Spears is set to play the Virgin Mary in an upcoming satirisation of the birth of Jesus Christ. French producer Phillippe Rebboah has approached the "Toxic" singer to portray the mother of Christ in the upcoming film entitled Sweet Baby Jesus. Rebboah says,
"I had to convince my partners, because they were like, 'Oh, no. Britney?' But I thought it was brilliant."
Wow... If Hitler didn't make Jesus cry than this definitely will. Why does everyone hate Jesus nowadays? I mean... he sounds like a nice enough guy. Sure he'd be your "uptight friend", but you can't say you wouldn't like a friend who can raise the dead and cure leprosy... I bet he'd do a swell job with hangovers too!

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