23
Oct
Author: Thesman // Category:
Britney Spears

Care to guess which one she's more excited about?
The wreck that is Britney Spears somehow managed to regain visitation rights, despite her most earnest efforts.
People Magazine reports,
The singer on Saturday was spotted driving with her children in Studio City, Calif., in her white Mercedes convertible, which was decorated with pumpkins on the dashboard. A presumed court-appointed monitor was seated in the front seat, with her sons in the rear
Britney also got new lips this weekend (On her face perv!), apparently injecting them full of collagen. However she was apparently shy to show the pillowy goodness of her lips, covering them up with her hands when the paps approached.
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Good for Britney! It's been a long time since she's had a good weekend. I'd guess her last good weekend was a couple of years ago when there was the two for the price of one special at McDonalds. Good times.
NOTE: What's that you ask? It's collagen. Here at SoggyCornflakes we believe in teh value of science in our readers lives... Wait! Where're you going?!
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