Britney Spear’s hopes of a comeback seem to be getting further and further away when it was discovered that Britney was lip-synching at her mini-tour in Orlando, Florida. Knowing Britney, she wouldn’t have been very convincing in the first place, but when the track she was using started skipping (cheap CDs) than it became apparent that Britney was just trying to suck off her old voice and fame, sucking out every last minuscule microscopic fragment of talent that she had left like a Bambi suckling from the teat of his dead, dead, DEAD mum.
Um, Disney rocks!
Britney carried on trying to fake it though by turning away from the audience, and reviews of the show were positive. Which just goes to show…American’s are flippin’ stupid. No offence…well, yes, I am trying to offend you.