You know that your life must really suck when you have to ask Kevin Federline’s permission to leave the state. Britney Spears reportedly took off with her two sons to Las Vegas, without informing Kevin though and as soon as he heard, he ordered Britney back.
The singer didn’t have the most fun in Las Vegas though, because not only did she lose at blackjack, she was rejected by a hooker and her bodyguard got into a fight. I will leave you to work out which one of those three statements are true. Britney has checked out of her hotel and is probably back on her way to Los Angeles now to answer to Kevin. The world is a sad, sad place.