SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

I’m sure all of you wondering how Britney is planning to writer a book when she’s illiterate…I think she’s going to narrate it to someone, who’ll have to edit out the parts where she laughs hysterically or flashes the writer. But anyways, the “Toxic” singer is “writing” a tell-all book about her experiences and about all the people who are out to get her/take advantage of her fame/who she can blame for everything that’s gone wrong in her life. Some targets of hers are ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake, whom she insists destroyed her self-esteem by cheating on her and declaring she was too fat to sleep with. She also targets her husband, saying that she was heartbroken and attempted suicide when she learned that he had married her for her fame and money. Her parents also get blamed with her mom being described “the stage mom from hell”. Oh man, I have no words…I mean, we all know Britney is a dumbass…but this is just taking it too far. It’s like Britney’s become a parody of herself and instead of acting like a mother-of-two, she’s morphed in Bozo the clown.