Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie’s lover (And perhaps at one point the luckiest man in the world), said that he is trying to cut back on his alcohol intake so that he can be a better dad.
Pitt says,
“It’s not easy to be a good father when you’ve had a few drinks. About a year ago I’d had a couple of beers and my daughter Zahara had this piece of ice that had been dropped on the floor, and she was putting it in her mouth and began to choke on it, and that was it.
You have to be absolutely on top of every situation. The other shit doesn’t work anymore. When they wake up in the middle of the night you have to be there. And you can’t deal with children when you have a hangover - that’s just a misery!“
Can a kid really choke on ice? I always assumed that although it would be uncomfortable for a minute or so it would eventually melt enough to slide down your gullet… At least that’s my experience with it.
But Brad Pitt says it does, so it does. Who am I to argue with the man who’s nailing Angelina Jolie? He could tell me that the earth is flat and interest rates are a massive Jewish conspiracy and I’d still believe him.
Although he doesn’t need to tell me about the Jewish interest rate thing… I’m in the know.