After years of dating and being the most boring celebrity couple EVER, Beyonce Knowles and ex-rapper Jay-Z are tying the knot and will be the most boring married couple ever.
Jay-Z popped the question recently (without a ring) and Beyonce said yes (without a ring). How can you get engaged without a ring??? They’re breaking the code! Though Jay0Z did say that he’s gonna buy her the biggest ring that her finger can hold. That’s classy, seriously. It’s like when I walked around with a neon sign saying “Cutest gal ever! and by ever, I mean EVER!”. It wasn’t a really big sign, but just to make sure everyone got it, I got a plane to write it in the sky…in hot pink smoke!
And here’s Beyonce’s boring quote:
“I want to get married and really want a family - in a perfect world I’d have two boys and a girl…You know someone loves you by the way he treats you and respects you. Me and Jay respect each other.”
I like Beyonce, but she must stop being so boring!