SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Well, we all know what a sad pathetic being Britney Spears is, but now she has to hear it from a Sk8ter girl? Now that’s too much! Britney had real class, she was a real singer, who sang about real things! (Like schoolgirls wanting masochistic spankings) But Avril Lavigne, what does she know? She’s never had a 55-hour marraige! She’s never hung out with the ultra-cool celebs like Paris Hilton. She has no right to tell Britney that she doesn’t know how to handle fame!

“You can’t complain about the pressures, the paparazzi, the madness because that’s the job.”

Avril must stop being such a tight-ass and party it up like Britney! Go flash some flesh, make bad choices, that’s what being a celebrity is all about. Believe me, I know, I read a book on it. I’m preparing for my 15 minutes of fame and if I’m really lucky, you’ll see me doing the party scene with Britney and Paris. And by 15 minutes, I mean an hour and by Britney and Paris, I mean my Barbies. Damn, plastic chicks really know how to have a good time!