Haha, isn't it funny that I write about Enrique Iglesias's small equipment and soon I hear that him and long-time girlfriend Anna Kournikova have broken up. It's like I'm psychic...Ok, so I didn't they they were going to break up, but I thought it. Let's see you disprove that! Guess all that psychy stuff is coming from the fact I'm studying way too much psychology!!!
Anyways, those two broke up for the usual reason. Anna wanted babies and Enrique couldn't make any. Yeah, you know I'm right Enrique! Don't try and bull us with the crap that you weren't ready for fatherhood. What Crap! But the couple had been dating since 2002...so that's...um, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2007...wait, crap, I missed one. 2002, 2003, 2004...ah, screw it, they've been dating for 25 years. Yeah, mental maths, who would have thought I was so smart?
"We've split. I'm single now and it's OK. I don't mind being single,"That's what he had to say, before grabbing his crotch to protect himself from my X-Ray glasses. I got you right where I want you Punk, don't run from me!