And not just any kid, her new adopted son Pax Thien Jolie from Vietnam. The three-and-a-half year old boy cried when he first saw Jolie (Bomberboy says that’s because she’s the hottest piece of ass in the Northern Hemishere, but I think it might be because the boy could leave the orphanages…trust me, orphanages are not nice places, I read Jane Eyre, I know about these kind of things).
Angelina was quick to hug her adopted son (for the camera, I’m sure) and started playing with him (now I’m certain it was for the camera’s, how can anyone be so nice and try her best to put a sad little boy at ease?).
Jolie has three kids already, two adopted and one biological and she’s adding to her rainbow nation of a family. My family is a rainbow nation family too! We were all born in different hospitals!