05
Feb
Angelina is going to marry Brad…Damn!
Author: tigger // Category: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt
It sounds like a cheesy Soapie, but Angelina Jolie promised that she would marry Brad Pitt to her mother on her death-bed. Marcheline Bertrand, died after a 7-year battle with cancer, and encouraged Angelina one last time to “marry that manâ€. Angelina tearfully agreed and if she has any brains and a heart, she’ll fulfil her mum’s dying wish quickly.
I’d crack some bad joke now, but there are some things that you don’t joke about, like cancer, and Angelina’s dead mum, or anyone’s dead mum for that matter. Dead people are sacred…except Hitler…and Charlie Chaplin. They would have preferred that you laugh at them.