Amy Winehouse

She has openly dismissed the thought of ever going to rehab, but I am sure that there are millions (Okay maybe a little bit more, something like 6 billion people) that will agree that she needs to get the help that she NEEDS! The big haired, big headed, painted faced, slightly skinny legged singer went completely bonkers at an interview this week.

Her boyfriend, who was present at the time, did not behave quite sober himself. The singer got a hold of a mirror and broke it, creating a weapon of passion; she then went on to cut herself in the stomach, she was performing a live caesarian section…I know “ouch!”… Okay that was a lie…she was actually Engraving her stomach with the words “I love Blake” (she may well have performed a caesarian!). She is obviously in love, otherwise what else will drive a celebrity to do something so weird to their body?! Can anyone answer me?! And to make matters worse, her boyfriend, Blake Fielder-Civil, got up and grabbed the broken mirror piece and threatened to slit the throat of any reporter that had a problem with the actions of Amy.

Shoo! Thank god that he did not, the poor reporter may have died from alcohol poisoning through the exchange of blood, never mind the fact that he may gotten some weird mind altering disease that all celebrities pass on to each other. So rehab in Amy’s case is going to a psych ward and have tests done, you know like the one done in “X- Files”…Hahahaha! Well, the good news is that Amy is well in recovery and nothing bad really happened to her (Damn!). All we can do is carry on tuning into this website for more weird and extra-ordinary things that Amy will definitely do.

-Shanta Singh-